Waaaahhhh Metal.

Bands you should check out this week

Okay, here are a few more bands that I think everyone should check out.......since The Midwest Master of Metal took one of my suggestions and hooked up on the Broken Teeth tunes, so as a nod to him, I offer up 2 more bands in the straight up hard rockin' style.

The first band is the mighty Supagroup.......I saw them a long time ago in Austin, TX when they opened for Nashville Pussy.......they were great, anyway, this is a tune off their new album, a song called Lets Go (Get Wasted)

Check it out, I am sure you will agree that they rock.

The 2nd band is a newer band called Dirty Rig. They do feature an alumnus of a semi- famous band the singer used to front a way overrated band called Warrior Soul..........I thought Warrior Soul sucked, way too much whining about politics and stuff........anyway, now he is in a band that knows how to rock and they got away from that "issues" rock..........heck, this song is called Suck It What a great title, huh? I like it, you should check it out too......very catchy.

I am going to go smoke, will be back for another update in a few. Word.

You can get some Broken Teeth

Well, since the last post was all about how screwed up it is that a killer band like Broken Teeth doesnt sell more records than they do, I figured I should put up a pic of the album cover and the link so you can go check them out if you want to......hell, maybe some folks doing some internet research on Dangerous Toys will stumble across this and be like......"wow, I need this record"......anwyay, click the pio of the album cover to the right and you will be transported directly to the Broken Teeth website.......or if the devil man scares you, just click this.

Metal Arrives In The Mail---Awww Yeah!

Hello my peoples, hope all is well wherever you are........Texas, Kansas, Florida, Nebraska, California, etc. Yes, my lowly blog has readers from at least 5 different states.......that is pretty happening, or at least I like to think that it is......play along with me and pretend that makes me happening, okay?

Right on, thanks.

Anyway, I won't bore you with the details of my work week, I will just say it was the same old grind, nothing exciting happened at all........cruised back to Oxford for the weekend, and have done nothing exciting here either, besides sleep a lot.......but sleeping is a good thing to do when it is so damn hot outside........it has been over 100 degrees for 3 or 4 days in a row now.......supposed to get back up there today (Sunday) and then drop down to only about 95 on Monday and Tuesday drop to about 80 degrees........what? That is what the weather forecast says, but they must be on crack or something, I just don't see it dropping down to 80......although that would be nice. Man, you can tell a dude is starting to get old when he talks about the weather like it is an interesting topic, huh?

Received a package in the mail from the Midwest Master Of Metal, the mighty JPA........a while back I had sent him some links for bands/songs that I thought were cool and he might dig, he checked some of them out and probably thought most of them were crap, but one band struck a chord with him (good music reference, huh?) anyway, that band is Broken Teeth, which is one of the current bands of Jason McMasters, who is a semi-legend in the Texas hard music scene

Jason started off fronting the math-metal band Watchtower (I saw one of their reunion shows several years ago in San Antonio....bopped over to Medieval Knights one night when I was hanging out at the 24kt Gold Club and that show was going on.......pretty cool), then he hit it big for a short time with Dangerous Toys (saw them in Wichita, KS at the Emerald City Ballroom on Harry Street and then again in Kansas City opening for The Cult) and when the Toys kind of dissolved, he had a slew of other bands including a Kiss Cover band called SSIK (I have a bootleg video of them, they were pretty good), a band called Godzilla Motor Company, and now Broken Teeth. Enough of metal history........back to the story.......

Anyway, Paul, The Midwest Master of Metal decided that Broken Teeth were right up his alley, pretty much straightforward AC DC formula hard rock, so he whips out the old credit card and orders their 2 studio cd's along with a live DVD........and being the kind fella that he is, he burned me copies of the CD's and mailed them off.

I am listening to the "Guilty Pleasures" album right now and am very impressed..........nothing fancy, just good solid hard rock songs that make you keep reaching for the volume and turning it up another notch........so far not any filler "crappy" tracks on this one.........excellent stuff.

Now, I need something explained to me...........I mentioned earlier that it is pretty much AC DC formula hard rock.........but they do it really damn well, without sounding like a rip off. People like this kind of music, there is a large fanbase and potential consumer for this style of the rock.......I mean let's look at AC DC.........they have certified shipments of over 64 million in the USA alone.......that is just insane, isn't it? I mean it is a good thing, because AC DC is in my top 5 bands of all time. Lets kind of put that in perspective.......everyone always talks about how Nirvana was this huge as band that kind of took over everything and ruined the hard rock place in the music market.........utter bullshit.........Nirvana is only tracked as having certified shipments of 17 million units........an admirable number to be sure, but 17 mil vs. 64 mil?? No Contest. Lets look at a few more comparisons, shall we?

Nirvana-17 million VS Nelly (you know the rapper with the band aid?)-21 million.

Nirvana-17 million VS Britney Spears-41 million

Nirvana-17 million VS Bon Jovi-46 million

Nirvana-17 million VS Metallica-71 million

Nirvana-17 million VS Kid Rock-18 million

Okay, that was interesting, and kind of entertaining right.........I looked all this shit up to make a point...the point being that there is a market for everything..........Rap, Teenybopper pop, lite metal, metal, and rap rock........cool how I did that, huh? And yes, those are real numbers, maybe a smidge out of date, but the most current numbers available without access to a soundscan report.

But it is just wrong that so many people dig this type of music (you know the AC DC style hard rock) and yet Broken Teeth have probably sold a grand total (between their 2 studio CD's, their live CD, and their DVD) of less than 5000 units. I mean hell.............between June 7, 2004 and May 11, 2005........AC DC's Back In Black album sold just over 1 million copies in the USA..........that means close to 100,000 copies of this record sell every month, over 3,000 people bought this record every day last year. What is up with that??? This record came out in 1980.......doesnt everyone already have this record?? It is good for the band and all that, and yes, it is a classic record (but not as good as Highway To Hell)

My point being that if maybe even just 1 out of every 250 people that bought that 25 year old AC DC record last year would have heard a Broken Teeth record and liked it, and then picked up a copy of it, that would be an additional 5,000 units sold for the band..........hell, think about it, if people would buy 1 copy for a brand new killer hard rock record for every 250 copies of a 25 year old album, a new band could make a little headway......huh?

Maybe I went a little overboard with this rant, but it just made me listening to this CD just made me start thinking and made me just a little pissed off. I am one to talk, huh......I didn't even buy it, I got a burned copy from a friend..........but hell, I figure Jason McMasters has gotten his money from me over the years, bought the first 2 albums on cassette and cd, bought the Shocker soundtrack record, tickets to 2 Dangerous Toys concerts, and a t-shirt at each show, and then the Watchtower reunion show cover charge........so I don't feel too bad.

Word to all my peoples

Hello all, another weekend is almost over, and I didn't accomplish a darn thing. Oh well, not a whole heck of a lot that I needed to get done or anything, but I always end up sleeping half my time away when I come to Oxford for the weekend.

I dont have any pics, links, or even any nifty stories to entertain you this weekend....I am boring like that today. Half the reason is that I have slept about 14 of the past 24 hours.........and have been awake now for about 15 minutes, so my brain is still functioning in sleep mode. At least I should be well rested for work tonight.

Midwest Master Of Metal..........do me a favor and drop me a voice mail that lets me know the best time to call you, I keep wanting to call you, but cant remember what the heck your work schedule is, and dont want to call too late......I remember you leave for work at some really crazy early hour in the morning, so anyway, do me a favor and let me know when it is best to give you a holla.

Miss Megan, if I remember right, you are at a ball game tonight...I will try to give you a call around 9ish or so and see if you answer....most likely we will be playing our usual game of voicemail tag. Dammit....hahahha.

Mistershawn....you truly are a late night bad boy...I just checked my phone and found that you had called me at 2:08 in he AM last night.......sorry I didnt answer, but this ninja was dead asleep by that time. After I drop Miss Megan a voicemail tonight I will give you a holla.

Ok, time to go throw laundry in the dryer, so I am out. Sorry for the boring post, but not a heck of a lot going on right now.

As always, drop me a comment if you read this thing and at least say hello.

Word.

Miss Megan

Miss Megan...........

I think about this girl every damn day...our communication has kind of dropped off as of late.....a lot of playing voice mail tag.....and the scary thing (well, scary to me anyway) is that now I spend even more time thinking about her.

When you read this, know that I have been thinking of you constantly.......and when everyone else reads this......go ahead and leave a comment calling me a sappy fella or whatever, a dude just can't help it.

Another celeb sex vid surfaces

Yep, another celeb sex video has surfaced............this one reminds me of the Paris Hilton one......you know, a real short clip surfacing first, then another, then eventually the whole thing shows up........well, this one is of the current Queen of Rap, Eve..........you know the one who teamed up with Gwen Stefani for "Let Me Blow Your Mind".......and does a guest appearance on Gwen's current hit "Hollaback Girl"..........anyway, this is just a short 20 second clip that has surfaced, and not that great of quality, but about halfway thru it, she lifts her head up and looks at the camera, and yep, it is Eve. The vid is of a brothaman utilizing a handheld phallic device and repeatedly inserting and retracting it (hahaha Mistershawn.......remember that funny phone call?)........anyway, like I said, not that great of a clip, but at least you will be able to say you saw Eve's box........which is a good thing to have going for you.

The clip can be found all over the file-sharing networks, or you can just go to www.duuh.com and grab it......look towards the bottom of the page and you will see the link.

Now, since Gwen seems to think pretty highly of Eve, I think it is time for her to follow this example and release some naked pics/video of herself...........that would rock.

I changed the pic on my profile.......this one was taken the same day as the last pic, but in this one, you can see fine ass Miss Megan, instead of just seeing the back of her head.

Hello to everyone who reads the blog!

I found a blog that was pretty interesting/amusing......the pic to the left is taken from there.........the whole idea is that people will take a fear/thought/secret/whatever and put it on one side of a homeade postcard and mail it in to the person who runs this blog and they will post them.......some of them are pretty funny like this one, some of them are kinda sad, some are just odd......click here to check it out.

A pretty boring ass week.......short (only 4 days of work) due to the July 4th holiday, but I worked the 7am-3pm shift, which was odd........I am used to ending my workday at 7am, not just starting it..........but tonight will be back to my normal routine, so that is cool.

Spoke to Mistershawn this weekend, and I had to get all jealous, as he had just went and gotten a pedicure from the Queen of pedicures, the rockin' Stacie the Nail Queen of San Antonio.......and I looked down at my feet and they just look like total crap..........I miss having snazzy looking feet, and miss trying to look down the nail queens shirt as she made my feet look great..........maybe that makes me a bad guy, but I can't help it........just the way I am. She might be reading this, as Mistershawn mentioned that he was telling her about our blogs and gave her the url's, so if you read this........make sure a leave me a comment telling me that I am a weirdo......hahaha.

I am going to eat some breakfast now.........will resume blogging in a bit.

Ladies Of Unklebry Vol. ??

Okay, here is another blog entry for the day.....this is a record, two entries in less than a week, amazing! I figured I would throw on some pics for everyone to gaze at.....first we have Pink......Most people tell me she is all mannish looking or something, but I dont see it......there is something hot about her.........dirty and nasty, but hot. I can't really explain it, and this is not one of the pics where she looks really good or anything, but you can see her nipple, and I am all about when chicks flash the nipple, so I had to throw this pic up. Then we have that scab Courtney Love.......damn, she looks like hell.........one of the guys on the Metal Sludge board saw her at a bar in Hollywood the other night hanging out with Pamela Anderson.........there is a combo for you, huh? Anyway, he was saying that Courtney has now put on a ton of weight and her face is all beat to hell (not like beat up bruised, but just nasty looking)....so I did a little looking today to try and find a recent pic of her and stumbled across this gem of a pic.....dunno who the other chick is.........don't really care, as she looks scary.

Okay, back to Pink........like I said there is just something about her, but one thing bothers me........her nipple looks a bit goofy..........do you agree? Maybe it is just me, I dunno, lets take a closer look, shall we........(look at the close up nipple pic and tell me what you think. I know the nip is squishing against the fabric and all that, but it is just goofy looking............oh well, it is still all good. (At least according to me).

Anyway, on to the entry for todays "Lady of Unklebry"

I am going to go with one of the Nebraska experiences here............this takes place (if I remember right) a little over a year ago........I will set this up by telling those of you that are "in the know" about some of my adventures that the "beer bottle girl" incident (well the 2nd time that happened) took place barely 24 hours before this incident I am about to describe...........when the weirdness happens, it happens a lot, and all at once.........damn.

Anyway, I was working the 3pm to 11pm shift at work, and driving back and forth every day to Kearney, and 2 or 3 times a week I would stop off in Holdredge (about the halfway point of the drive home) and have a cocktail with a co-worker named Mort. Of course both being single guys who appreciate ballet and the arts, we would stop at what passes for a Gentlemens Club in this area. This place happens to be called "The Tower Hotel and Lounge" Not the classiest place you have ever been, I mean it makes "Tops and Bottoms" in Wichita, KS look like a friggin' Palace or something, but back to the story..........I arrive at the bar, head inside, stop and order my usual vodka tonic (not Stoli, as they don't carry it.......their idea of Top Shelf is Absolut...........don't even think about trying to order Grey Goose or Belvedere) and sit down to survey the ladies that will be providing the evenings entertainment.........I see them and am not really interested in seeing their naughty bits.......just not doing anything for me at all, so I roll on over to the little table top video games (you know, Run 21-Tri Towers, that kind of thing) and start playing.

Program interruption for a timeframe message...........Remember I get off work at 11 pm, and have a 40 minute drive to this bar so it is about 11:45 when I roll in and around 12:00 when I sit down at the video game.......now throw it in your head that bars in Nebraska close at 1:00am, and of course bar clocks make that more like 12:45 when they kick everyone out.........so I have roughly 3/4 of an hour to have a drink or two and be on my happy ass way. Back to the story.......

So I am playing this video game and not really paying attention to the little stage or the gal who is disrobing on that stage.......just groovin on the game and sipping my drink, probably smoking a Camel Light.....and then someone pulls a chair up next to me and sits down.......I look up and see that it is a chick.......and immediately I am wondering .......hmmmm....is this one of the stripper chicks? I scope out her clothing......jeans and a shirt, with a Chicago Cubs fisherman style hat........not really the attire you see the "Entertainers" wearing.....she looks at me and says "Dont I know you from somewhere?" I try to think if I have ever seen her...........when I used to be in the Hardware stores, I met or saw a ton of people and dont remember most of them........so I tell her we might have met if she was ever at either store......she then notices my uniform shirt from work and asks where I work......we chat about that for a minute, then Mort the buddy from work rolls up and sits down on the other side of me.........I start to talk to him and kind of quit talking to the girly........then she starts rubbing my leg.......not up by the package or anything, but down by the knee.........and so I am like "hhhhmmmmmmm" I mean what really was going thru my head is "damn I am hella tired from last night with beer bottle chick and then work......I want to go to sleep......but maybe I can throw down some game on this chick and hook up with her someday".......I really did think that.......see when a guy scores one night he is all bold the next night because if he gets shut down he doesnt care, because he just experienced success not 24 hours before that, so what the hell, right?

I tell Mort I am going to try and throw some game at this gal and turn around to ignore the game and start talking to her.........she sees one of my tattoos hanging out from my shirtsleeve and asks about it......I pull up one sleeve and show her, then the other sleeve.......she asks if I have more, and I say yes.......she tells me she has a couple......then she asks if I have any piercings besides my ears (at this point I know that I have a chance......I mean besides the leg grabbing thing, she is asking all the right questions that spell out that she is freaky deaky) I tell her yes and stick out my tongue........she likes that one and tells me she used to have one in her tongue but took it out. She says she still has one 2 piercings that she has left in besides her ears.........I ask where they are and she giggles and tells me her nipple and her box (okay, she didnt say box.....she said some cutesy name that meant her box)...this intrigues me some more and I tell her that I also have my nipples done and that I have 2 other rings besides those........this makes her smile and start rubbing my leg a bit higher up from the knee.

It is getting really close to closing time and the waitress comes around for last call........we both order another drink and continue to chat...drinks arrive and she says "hey, what are you doing after this place closes"....I tell her that I am going home and going to bed.........she asks if I want to go with her to her place to have a drink first......I think it over and decide that yes, indeed this would maybe be a good move.....so she finishes her drink and tells runs over to tell her friend that she is leaving (a guy friend who she went to the bar with so he wouldnt have to go alone.......he introduces himself to me and he seems like a decent guy.....we say goodbye and head on out......while we are in the car driving to her place, the leg rubbing continues, but her hand has moved up quite a bit and is rapidly approaching Mr Happy........but not quite......in my head I am thinking.....damn, 2 chicks in 2 days.......how metal is that?

We arrive at her place and head inside, she asks if I want a drink........I say yep, and then we sit down on the couch.......she flips on the tv, then walks around and turns the lights out........so you have the tv glow lighting the room, but no real bright lights..........she says "well, are you going to show me the rest of your tattoos" I say sure and whip off the shirt.........she examines them commenting on them and all that and even pulls on my nipple rings for a bit......I ask her if she is going show me either of her piercings and she says sure and takes off her shirt....and bra......this is pretty cool, I decide to mimic her and reach over and play with her ring a little bit........she seems to enjoy this. But, then she stands up all of a sudden and hits mute on the tv.......I am like "damn, what happened" .........but not to worry, she doesnt put her shirt on or anything, she walks across the room and gets a cd case and brings it to me, telling me she feels like listening to music and wants me to pick on out..........I am thinking oh god.......here we go.....probably going to be some whack stuff like 98 degrees or something........maybe some Julio Iglesias.......but I pop open the cd case and was like damn! Lords of Acid, Ozzy, ICP, stuff like that........I am impressed and tell her this.......anyway I come across the Reverend Horton Heat, which I hadnt heard in a while and decide that is the romantic mood setting music to roll with..........she says cool and puts it in the cd player........she tells me that name of the cd always makes her laugh "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear".........I tell her it is a good name for an album, and then she tells me it makes her laugh because it describes her pretty well, she like getting licked in the front and poked in the rear.........I am like (what?? this girl is volunteering that she likes it when a dude takes the dirt road). I am not sure how to respond so I just kind of take a drink and sit back.........then I decide to go for it and say "yep, that does sound like fun" we chat for a few minutes.......keep in mind we both still have our shirts off........and then I get all bold and say "well, are you going to show me your other piercing?" She smiles and says sure.......pulls off her jeans and drawers (and point in her favor........she was rocking the thong....you all know how I am about that) she sits back down, leans back and spreads her legs so I can take a good look....and before you ask, yes it was clean shaven and looked very very good...............I check it out and reach over to tug on it a bit........but then after a few seconds, she pushes my hand away and says "I want to see yours now" so i am like.....okey dokey and strip off the pants and boxers......she gets down on her knees in front of me and is checking the rings out, pulling on them a little bit and all that then just starts sucking ..........I am kind of shocked, I expected she would do it, but just not that quick......hadnt kissed this girl or anything yet.........but who am I to complain, huh? She does that for a while and I pull her back up on the couch and start being all tender and sexy and whatnot.........you know playing with the boobs, kissing her neck, start rubbing the box, etc.........

Guys know what I was doing........I was doing the old stealthy sniff test.........you know, you mess with the box, then itch your face and sneak a sniff to find out if there are any funky odors or anything...........and nope, this was one of the good ones..........I kind of smiled to myself and pushed her back and dove in..........didnt last very long before she was squirming about a lot so I lift up my face to watch her, but continued working her with my hand and all of a sudden...........flood.........I was like damn!!!!!!! I thought she pissed on me and said just that......she kind of covered her face and told me no, when she gets really excited, she squirts........

What? All these years I always thought that was just some kind of trick they played with water in the pornos........never imagined that it really happened........but yep....take my word for it, it does happen.

Anyway, this excites me to no end, I think mainly because I have never encountered it before, so I want to try and make it happen again....I go back to work and it couldnt have been even 2 minutes later....she started to do the squirmy shake again, so this time I pull my face away and sit up, but instead of rubbing the sensitive little spot, I make my hand really flat and lightly slap at it........she goes insane and the fountain happens.......I mean I am watching for it and see it literally shooting out.....I am like damn! This is cool! I go back to work.......it happens again.........I decide, hey this is fricking cool, I then tell her this is fun and I am going to count how many geysers erupt for her that night....she laughs and tells me it is my turn for a while.....I am not one to complain or be difficult, so we switch spots and she goes to work..........and does it really well, slapping herself in the face with the wang, slurping on the balls, working the "chud" with the tongue, all that great stuff........I am digging it......anyway, this goes on for a while then we switch spots.......to keep this semi short, we keep trading spaces like this for a long time.........and the count of geysers gets up to like 16 or 17, something like that.........then while I am down on her again I decide it is the time.......so I kind of push her legs all the way back and start pumping......and guess what.........yep quivering and shaking.....I yank out and slap at it until the geyser happens.....this happens another couple times and we get up to 21........no kidding.......21 damn geysers........anyway, she kind of closes her legs and pushes me back........I figure she wants to change positions or something, but she says "wait here" and goes to the bathroom.....

I am just sitting there laughing to myself........you know, I was like "damn.......I met this gal like an hour and half ago, this is wild".........she then comes back and hands me a latex glove.....I am like "huh" and she says remember earlier I told you I liked it in the ass........well, put on that glove and get my ass ready .........I follow orders and put on the glove and she tells me to lie down, then gets in kind of a 69 style position and I utilize my mouth on the box and my freshly gloved hand on the old balloon knot.........she really squirms and stuff during this......and as soon as she gets me a slab of raging petrified wood, she jumps down on the floor on all fours and says "okay now give it to me" . I follow her instructions.........and it is fun, she does indeed enjoy this. I tell her that I am almost done and she says to pull out when I am ready, I do this, and kind of roll her over and finish off by spanking one off on her belly/boobies/neck (there was kind of a lot). We both light up smokes and just kick back for a bit.......then I say I should get going, as I have to work the next day......we exchange phone numbers and I head out........we hooked up again that weekend.........and I got to see her make out with a chick, but nowhere near as exciting as the first time.........hahaha, good story, right?

Well, hell sorry for the kind of abrupt ending there, the Aunt just arrived from Michigan, so I need to run upstairs.......leave me some damn comments!

Oh yeah, Miss Megan, when you read this.......hi! I miss you bunches, wish I could see you, dammit.........and hopefully you get a laugh out of this story.........you have already heard it...........but that was over the phone, it is always funnier when you read it.

One of these days I am going to have to get this damn book.....detailing the glam/hair metal days of the Sunset Strip.....and they just released a 4 cd box set companion to this thing.....early stuff from all the big names back then, and a lot of little names that were much better than the ones who went on to become big names.......anyway, you get the idea, some cool stuff.

I was talking to Mistershawn the other day and mentioned what an entertaining read Kevin Smiths blog was, everyone should read it, funny ass stuff.........especially if you are a geeky fanboy for all his movies as I am (yep, I even think Jersey Girl is great) Check it out .......click here

Well, this weekend has been pretty damn laid back and uneventful, I slept most of the time, and helped clean up around the house, in an attempt to prepare for the arrival of my Aunt Brenda who is finishing the drive down from Michigan today....supposed to be here around five or so, then Pops is going to grill up some steaks, will chow down, then I will head back to the mobile mansion in Kearney to prepare for a 7am workday tomorrow morning. I was a lame ass and didnt call people this weekend, seems like the daytime I was mostly asleep, and the late afternoons and evenings I was trying to help pick up around here..........dammit, I am going to give Miss Megan a call here a bit later, I am jonesing to talk to her, but as it isnt even 9am yet this morning, I dont want to wake her up early on a Holiday, one of her few chances to sleep in..

I do have one funny ass story to relate to everyone........I was put in charge of cleaning up the basement tv room/den/whatever room.........so I proceed to do a real cleaning, you know, pull the furniture out from the walls, vacuum behind it, and all that stuff. Well, I get to the end table and lift it up, moving it out in front of the couch, then turn back around and just kind of stand there staring down at the little treasure trove of artifacts that has collected underneath. What was it? Perhaps somthing cool, like a long lost cd? Nope. Maybe a bunch of change, giving me a little sumthin' sumthin' for my efforts at cleaning? Nope Maybe it is a killer book that has mistakenly been kicked underneath the end table? Nope.
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. ..........I am treated to a display of young Josh's libido..........I find (and yes, I did count them) 22 wadded up paper towels that have eerie yellow colored stains on them and are all stuck together, along with a 90% empty tube of Avon Moisture Therapy lotion, and a dried up condom. What a treat!!!

I immediately run up the stairs, go outside, light up a smoke, and call MisterShawn on the cell..........he is out and about in San Antonio with Sparky and lil Miss Lola..........I relate the story to him and we both giggle like preteen girls at a NKOTB (New Kids On The Block) concert in 1990............we chat for a minute then I hang up and return inside. I stop in the kitchen to grab some fresh and so clean clean paper towels, head back downstairs to pick up the spilled seed and misc. debris..........but decide I must document this display of Josh's solo missions......so I open up the phone and snap a quick picture......then proceed to pick up the stuff (covering my hand with a paper towel, of course) and throw it away......not 5 minutes passes when MisterShawn calls me back laughing and says.......hey, have you cleaned that up yet? I tell him yep, the deed is done..........he expressed sadness and tells me it would have been great to take a picture of it........when I relate that I had documented this event, we both again giggle like little girls and end the call.

Now, I heartily endorse rocking the solo missions, not knocking the kid for his deeds...........but damn, at least get rid of the jizzrags..............no need to keep them around, they arent much good for cleaning anymore when they are all wadded up, crusty, and stuck together. So Josh, if you are scanning the history file on the pc and stumble across this page.............throw that stuff away in the trash, dont just hide it under a table, eventually someone will find that stuff and then talk about it on the net...........but if you do read this, I have to admit, 22 different solo missions? How long did that take you........that is pretty impressive. Stroke on young man, stroke on.

Wassup everyone? Was going thru some old stuff and came across this old pic of our pal Amy down in Tampa........this was of course in her younger years, or as I like to say "back in the day". Anyway, finding this pic reminded me that Amy told me she has pics of me back in day, with all the long hair and whatnot, maybe someday she will get them scanned and posted somewhere so a dude can see them, wouldnt that be nifty?